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The Horny Toad Guesthouse

3.0 star property
Beachfront apartment within easy reach of Maho Beach

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Orchid | View from room
1 bedroom, in-room safe, individually decorated, individually furnished
Jasmine | Living area
Sea Grape | Private kitchen
Jasmine | Private kitchen
When you stay at The Horny Toad Guesthouse, you'll be within a 10-minute drive of Maho Beach and Mullet Bay Beach. Guests can visit the fitness centre for a workout, and freebies such as WiFi and self-parking are added perks. A terrace and a garden are offered, and apartments have conveniences such as fridges and microwaves.

Reviews

9.4 out of 10
Exceptional

Popular amenities

  • Lounge area
  • Gym
  • Kitchen
  • Laundry facilities
  • Non-smoking
  • Refrigerator

Main amenities (12)

  • 8 smoke-free apartments
  • Daily housekeeping
  • On the beach
  • Fitness centre
  • Beach sunloungers
  • Beach towels
  • Terrace
  • Air conditioning
  • Garden
  • Computer station
  • Self-serve laundry
  • Concierge services

Feel at home (6)

  • Kitchen
  • Private bathroom
  • Separate dining area
  • Separate sitting area
  • Garden
  • Terrace

Room options

Hibiscus

Highlights

Balcony or patio
Separate dining area
Separate sitting area
Soundproofed
Individually furnished
Individually decorated
Air conditioning
Kitchen
  • 42 sq m
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sea view
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

Frangipani

Highlights

Balcony or patio
Separate dining area
Separate sitting area
Soundproofed
Individually furnished
Individually decorated
Air conditioning
Kitchen
  • 47 sq m
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sea view
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

Bougainvillea

Highlights

Balcony or patio
Separate dining area
Separate sitting area
Soundproofed
Individually furnished
Individually decorated
Air conditioning
Kitchen
  • 43 sq m
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sea view
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

Sea Grape

Highlights

Balcony or patio
Separate dining area
Separate sitting area
Soundproofed
Individually furnished
Individually decorated
Air conditioning
Kitchen
  • 53 sq m
  • Studio
  • Sea view
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 King Bed

Jasmine

Highlights

Balcony or patio
Separate dining area
Separate sitting area
Soundproofed
Individually furnished
Individually decorated
Air conditioning
Kitchen
  • 47 sq m
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sea view
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

Flamboyant

Highlights

Balcony or patio
Separate dining area
Separate sitting area
Soundproofed
Individually furnished
Individually decorated
Air conditioning
Kitchen
  • 46 sq m
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sea view
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

Mimosa

Highlights

Balcony or patio
Separate dining area
Separate sitting area
Soundproofed
Individually furnished
Individually decorated
Air conditioning
Kitchen
  • 60 sq m
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sea view
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

Orchid

Highlights

Balcony or patio
Separate dining area
Separate sitting area
Soundproofed
Individually furnished
Individually decorated
Air conditioning
Kitchen
  • 55 sq m
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sea view
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 King Bed

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About the area

Map
2 Vlaun Drive, Simpson Bay

What's nearby

  • Simpson Bay Beach - 8 min walk - 0.8 km
  • Flamingo Beach - 3 min drive - 2.2 km
  • Hollywood Casino - 3 min drive - 2.2 km
  • Maho Beach - 4 min drive - 3.4 km
  • Mullet Bay Beach - 4 min drive - 3.7 km

Getting around

  • Philipsburg (SXM-Princess Juliana Intl.) - 11 min drive
  • Grand Case (SFG-L'Esperance) - 24 min drive
  • Gustavia (SBH-Gustaf III) - 19.3 miles/31 km
  • The Valley (AXA-Clayton J. Lloyd Intl.) - 11.9 miles/19.2 km
  • Saba (SAB-Juancho E. Yrausquin) - 28.5 miles/45.8 km

Restaurants

  • ‪Buccaneer Beach Bar - ‬3 min drive
  • ‪SkipJack Restaurant - ‬16 min walk
  • ‪Topper's Restaurant & Bar - ‬18 min walk
  • ‪McDonald's - ‬11 min walk
  • ‪Red Piano - ‬4 min drive

About this property

Entire place

You'll have the entire apartment to yourself and will only share it with other guests in your party.

The Horny Toad Guesthouse

When you stay at The Horny Toad Guesthouse, you'll be within a 10-minute drive of Maho Beach and Mullet Bay Beach. Guests can visit the fitness centre for a workout, and freebies such as WiFi and self-parking are added perks. A terrace and a garden are offered, and apartments have conveniences such as fridges and microwaves.

Languages

English

At a glance

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Property size

    • 8 apartments
    • Arranged over 2 floors
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Arriving/Leaving

    • Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; check-in end time: 9 PM
    • Late check-in subject to availability
    • Check-out time is 11:00 AM
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Special check-in instructions

    • The front desk is open daily from 8:00 AM - 5:00 PM
    • Guests will receive an email within 72 hours before arrival with check-in instructions; front desk staffed during limited hours
    • If you are planning to arrive after 8 PM please contact the property in advance using the information on the booking confirmation
    • For any questions, please contact the property using the information on the booking confirmation
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Required at check-in

    • Credit card, debit card or cash deposit required for incidental charges
    • Government-issued photo ID may be required
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Children

    • Children (10 years old and younger) are not allowed
    • No cots (infant beds)
PETS

Pets

    • No pets or service animals allowed
WIFI

Internet

    • Free WiFi in public areas
    • Free WiFi in rooms
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Parking

    • Free on-site self-parking
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Other information

    • Smoke-free property

Property amenities

Beach

  • On the beach
  • Beach towels
  • Beach sunloungers

Internet

  • Free WiFi

Parking and transport

  • Free self-parking on site

Kitchen

  • Fridge (full size)
  • Stovetop
  • Microwave
  • Oven
  • Blender
  • Cookware/dishes/utensils
  • Paper towels
  • Coffee/tea maker
  • Toaster

Bedrooms

  • Bed sheets provided

Bathrooms

  • Bath or shower
  • Towels provided
  • Hairdryer
  • Toilet paper

Living spaces

  • Dining room
  • Sitting area

Entertainment

  • Games

Outdoor areas

  • Terrace
  • Balcony or patio
  • Barbecue
  • Garden

Laundry

  • Laundry facilities

Work spaces

  • Computer station

Comfort

  • Air conditioning
  • Ceiling fan

Pets

  • No pets or service animals

Suitability/Accessibility

  • If you have any requests for specific accessibility needs, please contact the property using the information on the reservation confirmation received after booking.
  • No lifts
  • Soundproofing
  • Upper floors accessible by stairs only
  • Smoke-free property

Services and conveniences

  • Concierge services
  • Tour/ticket assistance
  • Daily housekeeping
  • Safe
  • Iron/ironing board
  • Luggage storage
  • Free newspapers (reception)
  • Front desk (limited hours)

Location highlights

  • Near the ocean
  • Near the airport

Things to do

  • Fitness centre

Safety features

  • Carbon monoxide detector not reported (host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector)
  • Smoke detector not reported (host has not indicated whether there is a smoke detector on the property)

General

  • 8 rooms
  • 2 floors
  • Individually decorated
  • Individually furnished
  • Access via exterior cooridors
  • Property does not allow children

Fees & policies

Policies

This property is managed by a professional host. The provision of housing is linked to their trade, business or profession.
This property has outdoor spaces, such as balconies, patios and terraces, which may not be suitable for children. If you have any concerns, we recommend contacting the property prior to your arrival to confirm that they can accommodate you in a suitable room.
This property does not have lifts.
Host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector with you on the trip.
Host has not indicated whether there is a smoke detector on the property.
This property accepts credit cards.
Credit cards accepted: Visa, Mastercard
Please note that cultural norms and guest policies may differ by country and by property. The policies listed are provided by the property.
If you cancel your booking, you'll be subject to the host's cancellation policy. In accordance with EU regulations about consumer rights, property booking services are not subject to the right of withdrawal.

Also known as

Horny Toad Guesthouse Apartment Simpson Bay
Horny Toad Guesthouse Apartment
Horny Toad Guesthouse Simpson Bay
Horny Toad Guesthouse
The Horny Toad Simpson Bay
The Horny Toad Guesthouse Apartment
The Horny Toad Guesthouse Simpson Bay
The Horny Toad Guesthouse Apartment Simpson Bay

Frequently asked questions

Are pets allowed at The Horny Toad Guesthouse?

Sorry, neither pets nor service animals are allowed.

Is parking offered on site at The Horny Toad Guesthouse?

Yes, there's free self parking.

What are the check-in and check-out times at The Horny Toad Guesthouse?

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; check-in end time: 9 PM. Check-out time is 11:00 AM.

What is there to do at The Horny Toad Guesthouse and nearby?

The Horny Toad Guesthouse has a fitness centre and a garden.

Does The Horny Toad Guesthouse have a kitchen or kitchenette?

Yes, there is a kitchen, which also includes a blender, a coffee maker and a toaster.

Does The Horny Toad Guesthouse have any outdoor private spaces?

Yes, each apartment features a balcony or patio.

What's the area around The Horny Toad Guesthouse like?

The Horny Toad Guesthouse is a short 8-minute walk from Simpson Bay Beach and 17 minutes' walk from Kim Sha Beach.

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The Horny Toad Guesthouse Reviews

Reviews

9.4

Exceptional

9.6/10

Cleanliness

10/10

Staff & service

9.6/10

Amenities

9.6/10

Property conditions & facilities

8.8/10

Eco-friendliness

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Reviews

10/10

We will continue to come back! Beautiful beach, friendly and accommodating hosts, all the amenities you need, perfect distance to everything . The host was so welcoming and made us feel like a part of the family the second we arrived until we left!!
6-night trip

10/10

Deb & Doug are accommodating and great to talk to to get ideas of things to do. Perfect place to stay!
5-night trip

10/10

It is just cute, clean and friendly. Great beach and walk to restaurants.
2-night trip

6/10

The view was amazing

10/10

The room was huge and very clean. The owners were very friendly and available at anytime. The location was perfect and were were able to use the private beach right outside our door. Can't wait to book again.
1-night trip

10/10

The view from this property is amazing. Debbie and Doug are amazing hosts and want this to feel like home for you. One of the best experiences with a room I have had. The pictures do not do this place justice. It is so much better than it shows. I WILL BE BACK!!!!

8/10

3-night trip

10/10

8-night trip

2/10

2-night trip

8/10

1-night trip

8/10

3-night trip

10/10

Overall very good!!
1-night trip

10/10

Loved the views, the privacy and the beach at your front door. But to top it off Debbie & her Husband went out of their way to make sure I was good my whole stay. Definitely recommend & will definitely be back!
4-night trip

8/10

Très bon séjour Les Hôtes très accueillants Femme de ménage très gentille Lieu très agréable et paisible Superbe vue sur mer Très spacieux
2-night trip

10/10

What a beautiful place to sit back, listen to the ocean and relax.
1-night trip

10/10

Such a wonderful place and we were greeted with a very warm welcome!
1-night trip

10/10

Fantastic place! Debbie and Doug are so nice and helpful! Right in the beach and close to everything.
1-night trip

10/10

Please don't even think of travelling to St. Marten unless you're going to stay at the Toad. When I arrived, four out of the eight suites were occupied by "regulars" who had been coming there for years. I found out why. A stunning view right on the water, steps to the warm sea. A parade of yachts going by. Always something to see. I enjoyed watching planes taking off and the sound was not bothersome. And then there's Debbie and Dan. You couldn't ask for nicer people. The nightly happy hour was a wonderful opportunity to chat with fellow travelers I didn't even rent a car for my six day visit. I walked to stores and restaurants You'll be happy to stay there!
4-night trip

10/10

nice. I can do without the airport and the plane noise but it would not stop us to book again. beach, garden, parking etc is super
11-night trip

10/10

As being First Time Visitors to St Maarten, Cherry meet us out late when we got there due to some airline Delays and gave us the lay of the land. The waves pounded outside at the beach all night and it was super relaxing. The beach is 10 feet from the edge of the yard and it is absolutely beautiful. It was located near bars and breakfast places within walking distance on the beach or driving down the road.
4-night trip

10/10

Excellent location, great staff, great place to relax & get away from it all. Bars and restaurants close by.
14-night trip

10/10

Great place to relax & unwind, right at the beach, with bars & restaurants near by,
3-night trip

10/10

Wat 'n heerlijke plek met mooie kamers en een heerlijk bed op 't strand! De gastvrije ontvangst en mooie tuin, ligstoelen, afgesloten parkeerplaats, alles is er! Een aanrader!
3-night trip

10/10

Walk out of your room , onto white sand beach and into turquoise waters. Easy access to airport , restaurants, and water activities. Rooms are spacious with well-equipped kitchen. Fresh flowers and daily newspaper. Owners are great hosts, very helpful. They make you feel at home.
9-night trip

10/10

We could not asked for anything more. We had such a great time, lots of walkable things to do and the staff could not have been nicer. We would so come back and tell all our friends.