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The Horny Toad Guesthouse

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On the beach, sun-loungers, beach towels
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Overview of The Horny Toad Guesthouse

Entire apartment

The Horny Toad Guesthouse

3.0 star property
Simpson Bay beachfront apartments with kitchens

9.6/10 Exceptional

41 verified Hotels.com guest reviews

Property highlights

  • Free parking
  • Free WiFi
  • Gym
  • Kitchen
  • Non-smoking
  • Air conditioning
The price is €195
Price available on 17/08/2022
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2 Vlaun Drive, Simpson Bay
Main amenities
  • 8 smoke-free apartments
  • Daily housekeeping
  • On the beach
  • Fitness centre
  • Beach sunloungers
  • Beach towels
  • Terrace
  • Air conditioning
  • Garden
  • Computer station
  • Self-serve laundry
  • Concierge services
Feel at home
  • Kitchen
  • Private bathroom
  • Separate dining area
  • Separate sitting area
  • Garden
  • Terrace
Cleaning & safety
  • Cleaned with disinfectant

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About this area

What's nearby

  • On the beach
  • Maho Beach - 9 min drive
  • Orient Bay Beach - 31 min drive

Getting around

  • Philipsburg (SXM-Princess Juliana Intl.) - 12 min drive
  • Grand Case (SFG-L'Esperance) - 27 min drive
  • Gustavia (SBH-Gustaf III) - 19.3 miles/31 km
  • The Valley (AXA-Clayton J. Lloyd Intl.) - 11.9 miles/19.2 km
  • Saba (SAB-Juancho E. Yrausquin) - 28.5 miles/45.8 km
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About this property

Entire place

You'll have the entire apartment to yourself and will only share it with other guests in your party.

The Horny Toad Guesthouse

The Horny Toad Guesthouse puts you only 2.3 mi (3.7 km) from the airport, and 2.4 mi (3.9 km) from Maho Beach. Guests can visit the fitness centre for a workout, and freebies such as WiFi and self-parking are added perks. A terrace and a garden are offered, and apartments have conveniences such as fridges and microwaves. Fellow travellers say good things about the helpful staff and airport.

Cleaning and safety practices

Enhanced cleanliness measures

Disinfectant is used to clean the property
High-touch surfaces are cleaned and disinfected
This information is provided by our partners.

At a glance

Arriving/Leaving

  • Check-in time from 2 PM until 9 PM
  • Check-out time is noon

Restrictions related to your trip

  • Check COVID-19 restrictions

Special check-in instructions

  • There is no front desk at this property
  • If you are planning to arrive after 8 PM please contact the property in advance using the information on the booking confirmation
  • For more details, please contact the property using the information on the booking confirmation
  • This guesthouse does not have a 24-hour reception. Guests planning to arrive after 8 PM should contact the hotel in advance.

Required at check-in

  • Credit card, debit card or cash deposit required for incidental charges
  • Government-issued photo ID may be required

Children

  • Children (7 years old and younger) are not allowed
  • No cots (infant beds)

Pets

  • No pets or service animals allowed

Property amenities

Beach

  • On the beach
  • Beach sunloungers
  • Beach towels

Internet

  • Free WiFi

Parking and transport

  • Free self-parking on site
  • Wheelchair-accessible parking available

Kitchen

  • Fridge (full size)
  • Hob
  • Microwave
  • Oven
  • Coffee/tea maker
  • Freezer
  • Paper towels
  • Toaster
  • Cookware/dishes/utensils

Bedrooms

  • Bed sheets provided

Bathrooms

  • Shower
  • Hairdryer
  • Towels provided

Living spaces

  • Dining room
  • Sitting area

Outdoor areas

  • Terrace
  • Balcony or patio
  • Barbecue
  • Garden

Laundry

  • Laundry facilities

Work spaces

  • Computer station

Comfort

  • Air conditioning
  • Ceiling fan

Pets

  • No pets or service animals

Suitability/Accessibility

  • If you have any requests for specific accessibility needs, please contact the property using the information on the reservation confirmation received after booking.
  • No lifts
  • Soundproofing
  • Upper floors accessible by stairs only
  • Wheelchair-accessible parking
  • Smoke-free property

Services and conveniences

  • Concierge services
  • Tour/ticket assistance
  • Daily housekeeping
  • Safe
  • Iron/ironing board
  • Luggage storage
  • Free newspapers (reception)

Location highlights

  • Near the ocean
  • Near the airport

Things to do

  • Fitness centre

General

  • 8 rooms
  • 2 floors
  • Individually decorated
  • Individually furnished
  • Access via exterior cooridors
  • Property does not allow children

Fees & policies

Hygiene & cleanliness

This property advises that enhanced cleaning and guest safety measures are currently in place.

Disinfectant is used to clean the property, and commonly touched surfaces are cleaned with disinfectant between stays.

Policies

This property does not have lifts.

Please note that cultural norms and guest policies may differ by country and by property. The policies listed are provided by the property.

This property accepts credit cards.

Also known as

Horny Toad Guesthouse Apartment Simpson Bay
Horny Toad Guesthouse Apartment
Horny Toad Guesthouse Simpson Bay
Horny Toad Guesthouse
The Horny Toad Simpson Bay
The Horny Toad Guesthouse Apartment
The Horny Toad Guesthouse Simpson Bay
The Horny Toad Guesthouse Apartment Simpson Bay

Frequently asked questions

What are the cleanliness and hygiene measures currently in place at The Horny Toad Guesthouse?
This property confirms that disinfectant is used to clean the property. Please note that this information has been provided by our partners.
How much does it cost to stay at The Horny Toad Guesthouse?
As of 16 August 2022, prices found for a 1-night stay for 2 adults at The Horny Toad Guesthouse on 17 August 2022 start from €195, including taxes and fees. This price is based on the lowest nightly price found in the last 24 hours for stays in the next 30 days. Prices are subject to change. Choose your dates for more accurate prices.
Are pets allowed at The Horny Toad Guesthouse?
Sorry, neither pets nor service animals are allowed.
Is parking offered on site at The Horny Toad Guesthouse?
Yes, there's free self parking.
What are the check-in and check-out times at The Horny Toad Guesthouse?
You can check in from 2 PM - 9 PM. Check-out time is noon.
What is there to do at The Horny Toad Guesthouse and nearby?
The Horny Toad Guesthouse has a fitness centre and a garden.
Are there restaurants at or near The Horny Toad Guesthouse?
Yes. Nearby restaurants include Karakter (8-min walk), The Palms (10-min walk) and Vesna Taverna (10-min walk).
Does The Horny Toad Guesthouse have a kitchen or kitchenette?
Yes, there is a kitchen, which also includes a blender, a coffee maker and a toaster.
Does The Horny Toad Guesthouse have any outdoor private spaces?
Yes, each apartment features a balcony or patio.
What's the area around The Horny Toad Guesthouse like?
The Horny Toad Guesthouse is a short 8-minute walk from Simpson Bay Beach and 17 minutes' walk from Kim Sha Beach. The local area is walkable and popular for its beaches.

Overall score and ratings

9.6

Exceptional

9.7/10

Cleanliness

9.9/10

Staff & service

10.0/10

Amenities

9.5/10

Property conditions & facilities
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10/10 Exceptional

Loved the views, the privacy and the beach at your front door. But to top it off Debbie & her Husband went out of their way to make sure I was good my whole stay. Definitely recommend & will definitely be back!
Jean, 4-night trip
Verified Expedia guest review

10/10 Exceptional

What a beautiful place to sit back, listen to the ocean and relax.
Philip, 1-night family trip
Verified Orbitz guest review

10/10 Exceptional

Such a wonderful place and we were greeted with a very warm welcome!
Rachel, 1-night family trip
Verified Expedia guest review

10/10 Exceptional

Fantastic place! Debbie and Doug are so nice and helpful! Right in the beach and close to everything.
Olenka, 1-night family trip
Verified Expedia guest review

10/10 Exceptional

Please don't even think of travelling to St. Marten unless you're going to stay at the Toad. When I arrived, four out of the eight suites were occupied by "regulars" who had been coming there for years. I found out why. A stunning view right on the water, steps to the warm sea. A parade of yachts going by. Always something to see. I enjoyed watching planes taking off and the sound was not bothersome. And then there's Debbie and Dan. You couldn't ask for nicer people. The nightly happy hour was a wonderful opportunity to chat with fellow travelers I didn't even rent a car for my six day visit. I walked to stores and restaurants You'll be happy to stay there!
frank, 4-night trip
Verified Expedia guest review

10/10 Exceptional

We Shall Return
As being First Time Visitors to St Maarten, Cherry meet us out late when we got there due to some airline Delays and gave us the lay of the land. The waves pounded outside at the beach all night and it was super relaxing. The beach is 10 feet from the edge of the yard and it is absolutely beautiful. It was located near bars and breakfast places within walking distance on the beach or driving down the road.
Kyle, 4-night trip
Verified Expedia guest review

10/10 Exceptional

Excellent location, great staff, great place to relax & get away from it all. Bars and restaurants close by.
Peter, 14-night romance trip
Verified Hotels.com guest review

10/10 Exceptional

Great place to relax & unwind, right at the beach, with bars & restaurants near by,
Peter, 3-night romance trip
Verified Hotels.com guest review

10/10 Exceptional

quiet guest house on beautiful beach
Walk out of your room , onto white sand beach and into turquoise waters. Easy access to airport , restaurants, and water activities. Rooms are spacious with well-equipped kitchen. Fresh flowers and daily newspaper. Owners are great hosts, very helpful. They make you feel at home.
susan, 9-night trip
Verified Expedia guest review

10/10 Exceptional

Just a overall great experience
We could not asked for anything more. We had such a great time, lots of walkable things to do and the staff could not have been nicer. We would so come back and tell all our friends.
Verified Expedia guest review