I stepped into a dark bedroom to see a duct-tape wrapped wire hanging out of the wall where the lightswitch should be. Knowing this is a luxury room, I figured it MUST be like this to make guests go to sleep faster. What a great feature! I got dressed down and in bed quickly in the dark, though didn’t realize why I could still see well enough to do so until I noticed the seedy red light district directly across the street from my room was shining through the sheer curtains. Thinking Las Vegas level brightness wasn’t conducive for sleep, I got back up to close the heavy curtains that were pulled to the side, only to realize they weren’t made to close. No, they were on little half foot tracks, giving the illusion of functional, but completely useless. I attempted to sleep, but the 3rd time the same noisy staff vehicle slowly crept past my window with a driver looking in, I figured I should do something. I pressed my asscheeks to the window, gave the finger, and tied the heavy curtains together to block the window with my belt. I KINDA slept. Bed was comfy, but stunk. Got up extra early thinking if I can’t sleep, I’ll workout. Elevator was broken. Gym was closed for repairs. Pool was closed. I just checked out at 6am and waited on the comp breakfast, which I can say was delightful. 2/5 stars, better than sleeping outside. Breakfast was 5/5.