Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

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Soundproofing, free WiFi, bed sheets, wheelchair access
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Overview of Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

3.0 star property
3-star inn with restaurant, near Ten Kate Markt

8.2/10 Very good

593 verified guest reviews

Property highlights

  • Parking available
  • Free WiFi
  • Non-smoking
  • Restaurant
  • Bar
  • 24/7 front desk
The price is €89
Price available on 21/08/2022
Piri Reisplein 34, Amsterdam, 1057 KH
Main amenities
  • Daily housekeeping
  • Restaurants and bar/lounge
  • Breakfast available
  • Self parking
  • Room service
  • Terrace
  • 24-hour front desk
  • Library
  • Multilingual staff
  • Luggage storage
  • Tour/ticket assistance
Feel at home
  • Terrace
  • Daily housekeeping
  • Self-parking (surcharge)
  • Soundproofed rooms
Cleaning & safety
  • Cleaned with disinfectant
  • Contactless check-in
  • Hand sanitiser provided
  • Personal protective equipment

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About this area

What's nearby

  • In Amsterdam West
  • Anne Frank House - 25 min walk
  • Leidseplein - 27 min walk
  • Van Gogh Museum - 28 min walk
  • Rijksmuseum - 31 min walk
  • Dam Square - 32 min walk
  • Heineken Experience - 37 min walk
  • Vondelpark - 9 min drive
  • Amsterdam Museum - 16 min drive
  • Rembrandt Square - 18 min drive
  • Flower Market - 21 min drive

Getting around

  • Schiphol Airport (AMS) - 19 min drive
  • Amsterdam Lelylaan Station - 5 min drive
  • Amsterdam South Station - 7 min drive
  • Amsterdam RAI Station - 9 min drive
  • Witte de Withstraat Stop - 3 min walk
  • J. P. Heijestraat Stop (7) - 5 min walk
  • Hoofdweg Stop - 7 min walk

About this property

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

At Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam, you'll be within a 15-minute drive of Anne Frank House and Van Gogh Museum. You can grab a bite to eat at the restaurant or wind down at the end of the day with a drink from the bar/lounge. Also, this inn is 1.4 mi (2.2 km) from Leidseplein and 1.6 mi (2.6 km) from Rijksmuseum. The helpful staff and bar get good marks from fellow travellers. Public transportation is only a short walk: Witte de Withstraat Stop is 3 minutes and J. P. Heijestraat Stop (7) is 5 minutes.


Dutch, English, Spanish

Cleaning and safety practices

Enhanced cleanliness measures

Disinfectant is used to clean the property
Sheets and towels are washed at 60°C or hotter


Contactless social distancing and check-out
Cashless transactions are available for all charges at the property
Social distancing measures in place
Contactless room service is available.

Safety measures

Temperature checks given to staff
Masks available
Hand sanitiser provided
Enhanced food service safety measures are in place
Reservations are required for the use of certain on-site facilities
This information is provided by our partners.

At a glance

Hotel size

  • 23 rooms


  • Check-in time from 3:00 PM until anytime
  • Minimum check-in age – 18
  • Check-out time is 11 AM

Restrictions related to your trip

  • Check COVID-19 restrictions

Special check-in instructions

  • Front desk staff will greet guests on arrival

Required at check-in

  • Credit card, debit card or cash deposit required for incidental charges
  • Government-issued photo ID may be required
  • Minimum check-in age is 18


  • No cots (infant beds)


  • No pets or service animals allowed


  • Free WiFi in public areas
  • Free WiFi in rooms


  • On-site self-parking (EUR 35 per night)
  • On-site parking is limited

Other information

  • Smoke-free property

Property amenities

Food and drink

  • Full breakfast (surcharge) each morning 8 AM–noon
  • Restaurant
  • Bar/lounge
  • Room service (limited hours)


  • 24-hour front desk
  • Tour/ticket assistance
  • Luggage storage
  • Multilingual staff


  • Terrace
  • Library


  • Accessible bathroom
  • In-room accessibility
  • Roll-in shower
  • Wheelchair accessible
  • Wheelchair-accessible public bathroom
  • Wheelchair-accessible registration desk
  • Wheelchair-accessible restaurant
  • Handrails in stairwells
  • Bathroom emergency pull cord


  • Dutch
  • English
  • Spanish

Room amenities

Sleep well

  • Soundproofed rooms
  • Bed sheets provided

Freshen up

  • Hairdryer (on request)
  • Towels

Stay connected

  • Free WiFi


  • Daily housekeeping

Special features


Kevin Bacon Bar – This cocktail bar specialises in Thai cuisine and serves breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Fees & policies

Mandatory fees

You'll be asked to pay the following charges by the property at check-in or check-out:
  • A tax is imposed by the city and collected at the property. Exemptions or reductions might apply. For more details, please contact the property using the information on the reservation confirmation received after booking.
  • A tax is imposed by the city: EUR 3.00 per person, per night, up to 21 nights. This tax does not apply to children under 16 years of age.
  • Service fee: 7 per cent

Optional extras

  • Full breakfast is offered for an extra charge of EUR 9.95 per person (approximately)


  • Self-parking costs EUR 35 per night

Hygiene & cleanliness

This property advises that enhanced cleaning and guest safety measures are currently in place.

Disinfectant is used to clean the property, and bed sheets and towels are laundered at a temperature of at least 60°C/140°F.

Personal protective equipment, including masks, will be available to guests.

Social distancing measures are in place; periodic temperature checks are conducted on staff; guests are provided with hand sanitiser; cashless payment methods are available for all transactions; contactless room service is available; reservations are required for some on-site facilities.

Contactless check-in and contactless check-out are available.

Enhanced food service safety measures are in place.


This property does not have lifts.

Guests can rest easy knowing that there's a carbon monoxide detector, a smoke detector, a security system and window guards on site.

This property accepts credit cards and debit cards. Cash is not accepted.

Also known as

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam
Hotel Not Hotel
Not Amsterdam
Hotel Not Hotel
Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam Inn
Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam Amsterdam
Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam Inn Amsterdam

Frequently asked questions

Overall score and ratings


Very good




Staff & service




Property conditions & facilities



2/10 Poor

2-night family trip
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2/10 Poor

Room was like a cupboard no windows no air con it was unbearable heat so I had to go sleep out on a bench we complained the next morning and it’s almost like they expect this complaint we had to move to another hotel I would avoid this hotel at all costs it’s not healthy to be in those hot conditions
Ben, 3-night trip
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2/10 Poor

Chloe, 4-night trip
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8/10 Very good

Kevin Bacon Accommodation, versatile, no frills
Fun and friendly place. Relaxed atmosphere and service. It could have been cleaner, but our tiny room was clean and all we needed. The bar staff were really friendly, check out the cocktails! and the Thai food was delicious. This is set just outside the expensive part of the city but easy walking and tram routes.
Charlotte, 3-night trip
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8/10 Very good

3-night trip with friends
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10/10 Exceptional

Hotel not hotel review
Hotel not hotel was everything we could have asked for. It was clean and comfortable and absolutely perfect for us as a family with two teens. The atmosphere was relaxed and welcoming and the Thai food exquisite. The staff were really friendly and welcoming. My only criticism was our rooms (secret bookcase) were very small and warm but this was reflected in the price so I have no reason to complain! In terms of location, it was a 15 minute ride on the tram to the city centre so all in all absolutely spot on!!!
Adam, 3-night family trip
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2/10 Poor

Most uncomfortable hotel stay i've experienced.
If a room is literally the size of the bed, wall to wall, it should be made more clear in the description of the room. If a room has no window it should be made very clear in the description. The air circulation was so bad we had to sleep with our door open. And to top it off, the shared bathrooms were shared with a the restaurant on the ground floor. The decor of a hotel will never be more important than it's comfort. An absolute failure of an establishment.
2-night business trip
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4/10 Fair

The property was certainly quirky and well-placed for walking, however the appeal stops there. The rooms are incredibly small and closely packed - the latter I should have anticipated. The photos on the site lure you into believing this is a well thought out space. It isn’t. The communal bathroom and shower is shared with bar punters and in the middle of the living space so you’re on full display as you go to the shower/bathroom. And the hotel doesn’t provide robes so you’re shuffling about in your towel. The room itself was clean. The bed was two singles pushed together - weird given it was a double room with the bed built into the room. The room was hot and humid and had a industrial floor fan… built into the wall. There was NO aircon which I complained about to staff - they advised that this was a frequent complaint and they had no idea what the owners hadn’t acted upon it. Sure it had character but the room was uncomfortably small and humid. The bar was nice enough and the staff pleasant but we couldn’t chill out in the space we paid for and that was disappointing.
NIKI, 3-night romance trip
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10/10 Exceptional

very quirky and unique place
Annabel, 3-night trip with friends
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8/10 Very good

The room was clean, quiet and comfortable. We had several meals at the restaurant on site and all were very good. I felt the bathroom and shower area was a bit dirty, a few times paper towel and soap dispensers were empty.
Nicole, 3-night family trip
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