Check in takes to long, after 12 hours of flights we had nearly an hour after we arrived at hotel till we had our bags delivered to our room so we could relax.
We then found we had no hot water.
We then went to swim in our splash pool - spa jets were broken.
Had a swim anyway - nearly cut my foot open on a broken filter grate on the bottom of the pool.
Floor boards in bathroom area moved which caused a nail to rise up - put a bandaid over it so we didn't cut our feet.
Room safe didn't work properly, had to enter code around 10 times each way to lock or unlock.
A burger ring under our desk from a previous guest still there when we left.
Rock slabs used for pathways near beach would move when stepped on, warned about them by a staff member but never fixed the issue.
On the 5th day our pool went a shade of green, I assume as we had not seen any filters had come on for a couple of days.
Then for a grand finale, on our last day we went for swim after lunch, shortly after going back into our room there was a loud crash outside. Upon investigating we found a lump of CONCRETE the size of a loaf of bread had broken off the second floor villa. It hit the tiled awning above our pool then landed on the edge our pool and exploded sending pieces of tile and concrete into and around our pool, the largest was about the size of a rock melon which landed in the pool where my wife and I had been swimming. Staff called, looked, said sorry and blamed a squirrel.
Overpriced, dangerous, rundown